painfully transparent pregnancy dreams.

Its 2008. What to do when your water's broke but you're waiting for labor to really kick in? Update the blog, duh. So while you're waiting for the news, here are a couple of ridiculous pregnancy dreams.

The Lady- "I was really hungry and I made this roast chicken for dinner- but for some reason it was in a glass bottle, like a ship in a bottle and I just thought, 'Man, How the heck am I ever going to get this chicken out of this bottle without getting glass all over the place'"

The Gentleman- "We had the baby and it went alright except it turned out to be a kitten instead of a baby, and I thought 'Well, its a really cute baby, but I was hoping for a person' Also, I wondered if it was too young to treat for fleas..."

That concludes painfully transparent pregnancy dreams. Here's a photograph of Melissa coping with labor.